February 2012
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this motherfucker right here →
is a damn LIFE RUINER
I’ve stayed up for countless hours and cried numerous times and I just want to marry this girl (in a totally platonic, polygamous union) and have beautiful, novel-writing love children with her
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bowlegsorgtfo:
it’s 3:30 in the morning and I’m rping with my girlfriend
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Leave a number in my ASK! →
lilbabysnake:
notsafefurwork:
hentai-whore:
What’s the last thing you masturbated to?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Where do you like to be kissed most?
Do you have any sex toys?
What’s your favourite colour lingerie?
What colour panties are you wearing?
Where do you like to be touched most?
What’s your fetish?
What’s your sexiest article of clothing?
What’s your favourite...
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In The End It Only Takes Three Bullets
apfelgranate:
Quick and dirty comic for Wincest Appreciation Week. It is that week, right?
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holy shit I’m an idiot
did my dad really just threaten to throw fez outside
really
fucking try
I will saw your arms off with a cheese grater
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to whoever just turned the TV on in the living room:
I am going to put tacks in your fucking bed for a week.
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oh my god
like
i have to have my wisdom teeth pulled
and what if the meds make me so high i confess being gay to my mom
YEAH THESE ARE THE KINDS OF THINGS KIDS IN THE CLOSET TO THEIR PARENTS THINK ABOUT
my
UTERUS
my icon matches brittany’s now.C:
gallifreyangato:
The sound of a 1967 Chevy...
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“‘But I’m telling you, if one day you popped over the cubicle wall and were like ‘Hey Misha, you wanna go fuck in the storage closet?’, you have no fucking idea how fast I would say yes.’”
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Anonymous asked: so, I've noticed your girlfriend is a genderqueer, how do you feel about that. honestly.
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Anonymous asked: if you could be with another person for a day who wasn't your girlfriend, would you and if so, who
Anonymous asked: favorite position fo sex
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Anonymous asked: do you like penis
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Anonymous asked: do you have a lot of sex
Anonymous asked: do you like buttsex
bowlegsorgtfo:
brittany and I are the cutest couple ever and everyone should be very jealous
bowlegsorgtfo asked: do you love me?C:
Anonymous asked: do you like anyone more than your girlfriend
Anonymous asked: have you ever had butt sex
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Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
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“Sam ducked her hard in her watermelon. Exactly!”
– Brittany
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okay, I love gay fic sex as much as the next person,
but let me get one thing straight,
YOU DO NOT USE RANDOM, HANDY ITEMS AS LUBE.
for example, I’ve seen gun oil, conditioner, lamp oil.
THAT WOULD BURN. LIKE. A MOTHERFUCKER.
say it with me: NOT. OKAY. SPIT IS GOOD.
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This is real.: Because I love you, I wrote you a... →
thebrotherswinchester:
Fallen soldiers of war have folded flags honorably set on top of their coffins before being lowered in to the earth. Famous musicians who met untimely ends get Time Magazine cover stories. Respected and adored grandfathers have beautiful flower arrangements at their wake.
But there was no one…
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the only time I like my dad is when we watch supernatural together.
he’s only on the second disk:
“YOU DO NOT SPLIT UP, WHAT THE HELL.”
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